I don't think it fits me, even. THE CHAIR? Yes, of course, what else would I be talking about? IF IT'S SO BAD, JUST LEAVE IT. You still don't get it.. Who am I without it. Where would I go. Who would...

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU TAUGHT TO ENJOY CHAIRS? I wasn't forced to "enjoy" them, I simply learned that they're what we must sit in! An essential part of normal human life. DID IT EVER MAKE SENSE? No, it's...